Doctor, the vital signs are good

Surgery
‘Nurse, how are the patients vital signs?’
‘They are very weak doctor, I think we’re going to lose him….!’
‘Wait a second, I’ve got it…organisation, commitment, self-belief…yes, I think we’re going to save him!!!!’
‘Doctor Graham, you’ve staved off disaster! Congratulations…’
Erm, hello?
Ok, so what am I talking about? I’m talking about the ressurrection of Tottenham Hotspur FC. We [...]